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zarpex

of The Virgin-Whore Complex

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My First Album Was

First Song I Learned to Play on Piano

  • "Here We Go to the Zoo"

First Song I Learned to Play on Guitar

  • "Lola" by The Kinks

First Song I Loved

  • "Everyone's Gone to the Moon" by Jonathan King

First Song That Made Me Dance

  • "Rock and Roll" by Led Zeppelin

First Song That Made Me Cry

  • "Bridge over Troubled Water" by Simon & Garfunkel

First Song That Made Me Play Air Guitar

  • "You Really Rock Me" by Nick Gilder

Vital Signs

Mogger Since:
October 11, 2007
Age:
43
Johnny Ramone, asked by an interviewer "Is the brevity of your songs meant to be satirical?":
"The what of the song was what?"
A clearly-stung Alex Chilton, asked by an interviewer why he'd stopped trying to write pop hits:
"All my songs sound like hits to me."
Walter Kerr's entire review of John Van Druten's play "I Am a Camera":
"Me no Leica."
Bill "Spaceman" Lee, asked by an interviewer what pressure he felt while pitching:
"14.7 pounds per square inch at sea level."
Psalm 35:6, King James Edition:
Let their way be dark and slippery: and let the angel of the LORD persecute them.
Johnny Rotten, on being told that Elvis Presley had just died:
"Good riddance to bad rubbish."
Edward Moxon, asked by his publisher about the difficulties of writing:
"It is the curse of authors that their wives cannot be made to understand that when they're gazing out the window for hours -- they're working."
Thom Yorke, in an interview shortly after the release of "OK Computer":
"We just get together and try to imitate Pink Floyd. Honestly. And it comes out like that."
Calvin Coolidge, told by Dorothy Parker that she had made a $50 bet that she could elicit three words from him:
"You lose."
Dorothy Parker, on the news of Calvin Coolidge's death:
"How can they tell?"
Danny Fields, approached by an excited fan at a party and asked what Iggy Pop was like in person:
"He's an asshole. All musicians are assholes."

Desert Island Discs

  • Abbey Road

  • Taking Tiger Mountain by Strategy

  • Country Life

  • Fear of Music

  • OK Computer

  • Stay Away from My Mother

  • The Pod

  • Wish You Were Here

  • Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols

  • Let Them Eat Rock

Posts

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May I humbly suggest The Gap Band as accompaniment for election night parties should Obama win?

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vannatta says:

Awesome!  Love the title...

Great recco for any party - election night or otherwise.

Posted 2 months ago
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I am says:

Exactly where have you been young man. No time for long see or something like that.

Posted 2 months ago
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Spike says:

Good choice.  Has McCain used any rock songs by acts who haven't protested his use?

Posted 2 months ago
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You could always count on Scotti Bros. Records for something appalling, but their release of a Fabio record may have reached lower even than Electric Light Orchestra II.  I'm surprised they didn't do a Beatles II.  This is what happens when a label leaves everything to the marketing department.  And I must admit it somewhat undermines my previous argument that concept albums as a rule were moneymakers, because everything Scotti Bros. did was a concept album.  But hey; they were right about Bat out of Hell II...

Oh; and did no one involved in recording this ever stop for a moment to recall Steve Martin's "European Lover"-voice from the SNL skits, which parodied this fifteen years before it was made?

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Konkrypton says:

Z, you just threw in ELO II to get me frothing at the mouth, I know you did.  Bunch of wannabes.

Saw your MOG page with the quotes, reminded me of one from Churchill:

Lady Astor to Churchill: "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison" 
Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it"

Posted 4 months ago
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zarpex says:

Hey, Konk!

What; like I said something nice about them?

Churchill also had:

Offended Lady at Table: "Sir you are drunk!"

Churchill: "Yes, madam, but you are ugly, and tomorrow morning I will be sober, but you will still be ugly."

Of course, Churchill was no looker himself.  But it makes you wonder how many women he must have treated rudely at how many dinners for a man so stupid to have come up with two such great zingers...

Good to see you, mate.

Posted 4 months ago
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I am says:

What, ya didn't get the boxed set?

Posted 4 months ago
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I found this on a site that offered recitations of various poems; I can't remember what it was called.  It definitely stood out.

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Charley Rogulewski says:

lol!

Posted 4 months ago
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annieander says:

I picture him saying this with a very red face...and the veins in his neck all bulging.

Posted 4 months ago
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Charley Rogulewski says:

lots of spit too!

Posted 4 months ago
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